Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
