since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Just high enough for therapy.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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