question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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