I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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