He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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