i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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