How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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