Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
