Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Randomize
