blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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