So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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