Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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