They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
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