You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
