Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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