Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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