Nicole vs. Life
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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