is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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