My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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