i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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