He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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