i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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