I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Nicole vs. Life
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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