he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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