the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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