I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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