He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it hurts more in the daytime
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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