Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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