so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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