The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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