fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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