My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
why do cheetos always look like penises
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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