dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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