I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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