these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You couldnāt remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders āunlimited hand frittersā if they wouldnāt cut you off.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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