I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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