her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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