All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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This is the high leading the old right now
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
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