I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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