so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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i've created a new STD.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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