i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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