i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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