What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
