I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
MIDGETS
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Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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