This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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