winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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