new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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