The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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