i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
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YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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