just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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