All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.