happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.