i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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