i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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